INS jokes
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”