INS jokes
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Your family in a nutshell.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.