INS jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!

What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?

How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita poo let me in!

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?

They both hang from trees.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?

Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.

What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?

What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?

Babies in a blender.

Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?

A milkshake.

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.

They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.

Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.

Why did the man cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!

You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?

We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.