INS jokes
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.