INS jokes

Coffin

    • What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

    Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

    Lie

    • What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

    They both lie over little boys 😂

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    • Slide

    • Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.

    When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.

    Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"

    Class

    • Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

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    • Cow

    • You have to tell this to a friend:

    There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

    Kidnapping

    • There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.

    Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

    School

    • Dad: What did you learn in school today?

    Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

    Canoe

    • A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.

    One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."

    The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."

    The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."

    And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."

    The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”

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