INS jokes
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
The "f" in orphan is for family.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.