INS jokes

Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.

If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.

I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.

Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )

Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.

The "f" in orphan stands for family.

Except there is no "f."

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

The girl in the picture has no ass.

In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.

What do orphans have in common with mute children?

They can't talk to their parents.