INS jokes
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.