INS jokes

Printer

    • I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.

    "Where's the coloured printer?" he said.

    "Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.

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    • Reality

    • A boy is working on his English homework and asks his father for some help. "Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?"

    His dad replies, "I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks. Once you have their answers, you'll know the difference."

    So the boy goes to his mother and poses the question: "Would she sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks?"

    She answers, "Don't tell your Dad, but yes, I certainly would!"

    The boy then goes to his sister and asks her his next question: "Would she sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?"

    "Oh definitely!" she answers, without a moment's thought.

    The boy goes back to his father, an expression of understanding on his face.

    "You're right, Dad, I know the difference now. Potentially, we're sitting on two million bucks. In reality, we're living with a couple of sluts."

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    • Penis

    • One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.

    The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"

    The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."

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    • IKEA

    • The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

    He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

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    • French

    • There are only 2 things I hate in this world:

    1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.

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    • Twin Towers

    • What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

    They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

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    • Relationship

    • Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.

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    • Infidelity

    • Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

    Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

    I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

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    • Porn star

    • Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

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