INS jokes
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Balls in your jaws.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.