INS jokes

How do you bury a prostitute?

In a Y-shaped coffin.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.

Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"

Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".

"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"

Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."

Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."

"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹

"I need to go to the doctor!"

"Why?"

"It has a crack in it."

I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.

How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.

I like penis in my bum!

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?

The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?