INS jokes
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
The S in America stands for safe.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working in an orphanage.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?