INS jokes
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."