INS jokes
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.