INS jokes
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
What is the epitome of being quick on the draw?
Coming both first and last in the same round of "soggy biscuit".
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
Summary of Twilight in one sentence:
Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
I woke up in my bed today.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."