INS jokes

(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.

(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

They both are plastic and like kids.

Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.

Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?

'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.

A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!

Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.

Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?

He'll have you in "Stitches"!

What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...

Handy Andy.

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?

I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.

Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.

I like my people how I like my tea...

In a bag under water.