INS jokes
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.