Ingredient jokes
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
I fucking love rhubarbs.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Applesauce.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.