Ingredient jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
I fucking love rhubarbs.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
Applesauce.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.