Infant jokes
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
DaBaby lol
Baby (DYM 108).
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.