What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Infant Jokes
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
