Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
Weenis long.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Rock-a-bye dummy, in the tree top.
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.
Down will come dummy, cradle and all.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
GROUND BEEF
Baby 🍼
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
What's better than 5 baby's in one dumpster.
1 baby in 5 dumpster.
whats worse than 10 babies is one dumpster.......... 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
