Infant jokes
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window?
A baby in the microwave.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's red and white and lives in a blender?
A baby.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
Memes
DaBaby lol
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.