Infant jokes
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
Memes
Ohio Baby
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Baby (DYM 108).
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.