What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
