Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. đŸ’€
Inequality Jokes
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
