Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. đŸ’€
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.