Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?" The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?" The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, "Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
What's India's favourite font?
Comic Sanskrit
what operating system do indian scammers use?
‘window licker xp’
There was a Cowboy riding in an desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey what's going on ? Why do you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under an crying sad voice "The indians came, killed my father and my mother and raped my sister." The Cowboy just laughed unlocked his belt and put his trousers down and said "Guess it isn't your day is it".
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land
-Why did the Indian cross the road? -Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
what do you call a stupid male indian?
anshu-man
Man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is with an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!". "Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached".
Indian porn Ooooh oooh oooh Baaaaaa
two indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
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What do you call a cringey Indian man - A Cringian
sorry the joke is bad :(
what did the roti say to pratha you white like a white bastard
why did the indian cross the road ? to get to the curry shop
what did the indian person say to the lady curry up will you
paki curry is shit
what country did indians invent? curry-a
What do you call a indian in a lamorgini?
CURRY in a hurry.
why are indians dark? because they are born and bred in chicken curry
why are bangalis so fishy cuz the fish ate them on a daily basis
