Indian jokes
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
A man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?" Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!"
"Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign, and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached."
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Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Paki curry is shit.
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?