What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
What did the indian say to the fat man?
Curry up!
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
