Incest jokes
So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."
So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Cousins make dozens.
Closer kin, deeper in!
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
When you’re fucking your boss and realize it’s a family business.