Incest jokes
Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."
Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."
Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!
Me: But Billy's with her right now.
Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM
Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
When you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad.
Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.
So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.
But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f
... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!