A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
When you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad.
Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.
So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.
But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f
... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
You're gay!
The South.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Female Rights?
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."
Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
