Incest jokes
I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.
That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.
An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.
I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
"I will Always Love You!"
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. šš
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an āIā in Alabama.
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."
Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."
Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!
Me: But Billy's with her right now.
Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM
Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
When you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad.
Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!