Incest jokes

What's the best part about plowing your cousin?

- It makes your sister jealous.

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.

Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".

How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.

I fucc mi brother.

your mom