Incest

Incest jokes

One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"

"Incest."

Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.

Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."

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    • A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"

    The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."

    What's the best part about plowing your cousin?

    - It makes your sister jealous.

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    • What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

    A virgin.

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    • I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.

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    • Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.

    Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".

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