Inability jokes
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Why can't a t-rex clap? Because it's dead.
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
I bought a book for my blind friend.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
I sit because I can't stand you.