What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus
