Inability jokes

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter; he's not coming.

Bike

Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.

Cure

What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?

Alzheimer's.

Guy

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

Blind Person

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They can't see their parents.

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.