Inability jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
Community talk
i wanna see himmmmm but i cantttt
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)