Inability jokes
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
I sit because I can't stand you.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
I bought a book for my blind friend.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive. Must be Asian.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!