Inability Jokes

Boy

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

Blonde

Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."

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  • Sally

    Why did Sally fall out of the swing?

    She had no arms.

    Why couldn’t she get up?

    Because she had no friends.

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  • Dog

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

    Susie

    Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.

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  • Dark Humor

    I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

    T Rex

    Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.

    Sarah

    There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.

    *knock knock*

    Who's there!

    Not Sarah.

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  • Suicidal ideation

    Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.

    Girl

    A girl named Sally has no arms.

    "KNOCK KNOCK"

    She never answered...

    Dog

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.

    Dream

    One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!