Inability jokes
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
I bought a book for my blind friend.
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.