Inability jokes

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!

How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?

Because of the Corona Virus.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.