I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
My name is Bishal Khan and I Khant walk
I bought a book for my blind friend.
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
