Inability jokes
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
I bought a book for my blind friend.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!