Inability Jokes

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.

One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.