In common jokes
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.