Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
