In common jokes
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What do Jane Doe and a cheap discount store have in common?
When the shop's open late, inventory management shuts down, but we all know there's probably some sausages in there.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.