In common jokes
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.