What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
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What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
what does a baby and a hand grenade have in common
they both make noise when you throw them
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them they disappear.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What does my arm have in common with paper? They both can be cut.
What does the titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common they both sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart
:there both dead......
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
What does a pregnant slave and a pay less sale have in common? Buy one get one free
What do orphans and garbage have in common? They’re both in the street and no one wants pick them up
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What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common? They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls
