In common jokes
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."