In common jokes
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.