In common jokes
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.