In common

In common jokes

Ballroom

What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?

No ballroom.

School

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

Pop

What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.

Music

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

Orphan

What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.

Minister

What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

They both thank you for your financial support.

Slave

What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

Suicide

What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?

Tying.

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  • Cigarette

    What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

    They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

    Kid

    Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

    Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

    A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

    What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

    What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

    Orphan

    What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.

    Gun

    What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

    You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

    Politician

    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.

    Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.

    Common

    What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans

    Feminist

    What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.

    Company

    What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

    They both enjoy kids' company.

    Baby

    What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

    They both make noise when you throw them.