What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
