In common

In common jokes

Witch

What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.

Orphanage

What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?

Children scream when they melt.

Priest

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.

Snow

What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.

Princess Diana

What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

Michael Jackson

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

Orphan

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

Apple

What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?

They're both hanging from a tree.

Titanic

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

Orphan

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Hamster

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Woman

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

Paper

What does my arm have in common with paper?

They both can be cut.

Hitman

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.

Folk

What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?

None of them are straight.

Santa Claus

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both come while you’re asleep.

Orphan

What do orphans and garbage have in common?

They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.

Woman

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.