In common

In common jokes

Politician

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.

Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.

Common

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans

Baby

What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

They both make noise when you throw them.

Witch

What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.

Orphanage

What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?

Children scream when they melt.

Priest

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.

Princess Diana

What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

Snow

What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.

Michael Jackson

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

Trans Men

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

Woman

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

Hamster

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Orphan

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Blanket

What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.

Apple

What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?

They're both hanging from a tree.

Titanic

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

Orphan

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.