what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common
they both cant see their parents
What dose a peice of gum and a gun have in common
You pull one out everyone wants to be your friend
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do priest and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
what dose a xbox/playstation and michhael jaxon have in common
kids turn them on
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common
They are both twisted.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
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