What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.