In common jokes
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.