In common jokes
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.