what do miss reeves and michael jackson have in common? :they both have a touchy feeling for kids
What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What does shrek and onions have in common?
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What do phones and orphans have in common? They selfie. (Its because they don't have parents)
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What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What does Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common
they both walk over the twin towers
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common. My sister tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
what do cg artists and porn stars have in common? they both Composite (cum pose it) at the end
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high
What does Steven hawking have in common with the gates one stands the other doesn't
What do theh twin towers and your siblings have in common? once they tunr 18 they never come back
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
What does an Orphan not have in common with a criminal's, criminal's are wanted
