In common jokes
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.