What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
In Common Jokes
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
