In common jokes
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
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Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
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What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.