What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do parents and dark humor have in common. Some get it, and some don't.
what Americans and rubix cubes have in common?
they both have a history of separating colors
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
