In common jokes
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.