In common jokes
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.