In common jokes
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
Theyβre both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.