In common jokes
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.