What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
In Common Jokes
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
