In common jokes
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.