What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
