In common jokes
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.