Im jokes

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: Why?

Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.

Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.

Man: Why?

Kid: I'm an orphan.

Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!

(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")

I'm about to cum!

Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...

I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

AR-15: Who are you?

Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

Ur dad

Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!

Weirdo: I'm too high to die!

Me: You'll just fall harder.

Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.