Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
I'm the joke, bitch.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
