Im jokes

I'm about to cum!

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

Weirdo: I'm too high to die!

Me: You'll just fall harder.

Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.

Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Orphan: Help, I'm lost.

Someone: Wears your parents.

Orphan: >:(

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

I'm a human.

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

"Hey Gwen, I'm back."

-Dev

"It's been so long they unblocked it!"

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.