Im jokes

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.

AR-15: Who are you?

Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

Ur dad

Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...

I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.

Weirdo: I'm too high to die!

Me: You'll just fall harder.

Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.

Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.

"Hey Gwen, I'm back."

-Dev

"It's been so long they unblocked it!"

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."