Im Jokes

Fortnite balls im gay i like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil mosey is white

My girlfriend said to me dear i think you have hit an animal theirs blood and dents all over the bonnet

I said no love, im not waiting for a black lives matter rally

roses are red violets blue i thank god im not as ugly as you

man: why cant an orphan use Verizon ? kid: why? man: cause they have a family plan kid: oh then i need to switch phone services then man: why kid: im a orphan man: laughs out loud thats tuff ( you can tell the joke shortentd by saying why cant an orphan use Verizon cause they have a family plan)

What song does a Orphan hate... Im so lonely

The kid was abit sad, so he was blue. Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?" The kid replied, "im not sad." Teacher said, "no ur face acually blue"

just saying this but i hate how many little kids there are on this site and when they post they have the worst posts about "sex" so im just saying how they act immature

alirght im gonna drink the lo- carb one to see how it compares to the normal monster. holy shit it tastes just like the original one. theres like a weird afer taste though. kinda like a sparkling water one. i love monster ive drank about 5 cans already

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) ANyone wanna date>lol

i asked my mom if i was adopted she said no why tf would i adopt you and i said im gonna kill my self and she also said make sure you do it right this time

so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like 'i got i got ok ok' she like: ok what color" i say:"grey"

is your body from mcdonalds cuz im loving it

I'll remember my last words...."SORRY IM NOT SORRY"

this is a big joke so yeah you cants tell me what to do this joke is funny so laugh ok... now that your done laughing lemme say a joke... get it there was no joke hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny im ninja