To all my haters, keep sucking. Im about to cum
bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth
The Emo Kid Said I Wanna Die But The Quiet Kid Said Nah Im Go Die Myself Bye
Im looking for the bartender
Person named Bart:
im about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
bro im so gay i can't even spell strait
Little herobrine im CUMMING IN UR MOM! CALL ME SADDAM HUSSEIN CUZ IM DROPPIN RAP BOMBS!!
wanna hear a joke... idk im too high
me: im afraid of random letters
therapist: you are?
me: [screams]
therapist: oh i see
me: [screaming intensifies]
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
Me:dad my phone is broken Dad:how Me:i clicked the home button but im still at school Dad:stupid
dad: im giving all your toys to the orphan kid. kid:why Dad: so you dont get bored
im really bored and idk wut up with prince he isnt talking to me. and freshfry y u so mean now??
i remember last year all these biches called me lame so i stoped the simping and pretended i was gay, now i think theyre all fucking with me. im an L G B T Q imposter got cut last year know ive made the roster and you may think im a monester. im just just tryna see some titties.
im sorry m8
im required by law to tell you i am a regesterd sex offender
thank you guys for 6 whole followers! im so happy
i was exited to watch fast and furious because of Dom Toretto then i realised family is nothing to me cause im an orphan
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said i cant treat you, the boy asked why, and the doctor said because im a family doctor.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
