I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
I'm sorry m8.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
I'm fucking retarded.
