Im Jokes

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.

Dr. Seuss dark jokes.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

I'm sorry m8.

I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.

A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.

I'm fucking retarded.