Im jokes

Wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

I'm looking for the bartender.

Person named Bart:

I'm sorry m8.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

Wanna hear a joke...

I don't know, I'm too high.

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

Me: I'm afraid of random letters.

Therapist: You are?

Me: [screams]

Therapist: Oh, I see.

Me: [screaming intensifies]

Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.

I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!