Im jokes

Wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

I'm looking for the bartender.

Person named Bart:

I'm sorry m8.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

Wanna hear a joke...

I don't know, I'm too high.

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

Me: I'm afraid of random letters.

Therapist: You are?

Me: [screams]

Therapist: Oh, I see.

Me: [screaming intensifies]

Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.

I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."