Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. β€οΈ
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
