Ig jokes

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:

Sit-ups: 50

Push-ups: 40

Squats: 30

Do 5 sets.

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.

What do you call a tire that is tired?

A tire, I guess. ❤️

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!