If jokes

If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?

Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?

Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!

If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?

If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."

If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

If you are homeless, get a home.

What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

I would too if my name was Braille.

Me: MOM, I'm tired.

Mom: Take a nap.

Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.

Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.