If jokes

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?

A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.

The kid just hangs there.

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?

If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?

"If you can't win, lose."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

Frère l'été ici!

If you understand, put it in chat.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?