If jokes

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.

A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."

What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf

If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."

Where is my dad?

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.

The kid just hangs there.

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?

If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?

"If you can't win, lose."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.