If jokes

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

Comment if I'm ugly.

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

Frère l'été ici!

If you understand, put it in chat.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.

Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)