If jokes

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.

Like if your dad is abusive.

If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?

Special Forces.

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!

No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."

SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.

When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"

I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."

Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

Dude,

if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.