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If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.

This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? ๐Ÿ˜ (Itโ€™s all about how you pronounce the end.)

Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.

Theyโ€™ll hear the one word they hate the most: โ€œSTROKE, STROKE, STROKE!โ€

You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. ๐Ÿ™‚

If you know it, you know it.

Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.

Just to ask the other guy.

Talk about a male supremacist religion.

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.

The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.

The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.

LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.