If jokes
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
like this if you don't like school.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Like this if you are in foster care.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
like this if you have ever been abused.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?