If jokes
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
Like if you are emo.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
Like if you are gay.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.