If jokes

Rape

    • Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?

    Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."

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    • Depression

    • COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.

    You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!

    Wine

    • POV: Wine Taster in hell.

    I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"

    The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.

    "Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."

    "Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."

    Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."

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    • School

    • If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

    What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

    Rape

    • I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."

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    • Number

    • If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.