Idk jokes
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.