Idk

Idk jokes

Friend

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

Magician

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

Duck

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

DJ

Person one: What did the DJ name his son?

Person two: IDK, what?

Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).

Relationship

Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...

EpiPen

"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

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  • Tack

    I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

    Plane

    "Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

    Nut

    Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

    Thing 2: I don't know, what?

    Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

    Wje

    What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

    ShrOWd.

    Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

    Dog

    Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?

    A: I don't know.

    Language

    "Hey, what does IDK mean?"

    "I don't know."

    "Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

    Tower

    I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.