What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Idk Jokes
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
