Idk jokes

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

Person one: What did the DJ name his son?

Person two: IDK, what?

Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).

Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

IDK! WHY?

To go see yo mama!

"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

Thing 2: I don't know, what?

Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd.

Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.

Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?

A: I don't know.

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.