Idk jokes
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."