Idk jokes
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).