Idk Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

App

IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW

Memes

Coffee

A screenshot of two Instagram posts. The first post, from user fatgirlhedonist, says "Idk who needs to hear this, but I switched from buying coffee every day to making it at home 2 years ago and I'm still not a millionaire." The second post, from user brianmstewart, is pinned and replies "I have studied the habits of millionaires. While it is a good step to save money by making coffee at home, have you considered supplementing your income by committing massive fraud?"

Curry

Why did Draven eat curry?

I don't know, ask him.

Dravenッ

Mom

FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.

So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...

Memes

Scene

idk what to put here

The image shows three cartoon characters on a simple gray background with some small dry trees. The left character is a pink box-shaped object labeled "Reddit". In the center, a yellow Tennis ball is screaming and is labeled "Any scene from BFB 15." On the right, a pink flower character, labeled "JackNJellify" is looking to the left, towards the Tennis ball, with a concerned look on its face.

Cold War

Two ice cubes with army helmets and guns laying on them. On the left, an American helmet with an M16 assault rifle, and on the right, a pith helmet with an AK-47 rifle. The text says: "The Cold War or something idk I didn't learn history."

Date

rate me honestly

The image asks: "Would I date you" and provides four answers with emojis: "YASSSS" with heart eyes and kissy face, "Maybe" with a slightly smiling face and two hearts, "Idk" with a neutral face, and "Not a chance" with a hand waving.

Human

umm idk

A person holding a sign in front of a rainbow background. The sign reads: "I AM GAY. I AM STRAIGHT. I AM LESBIAN. I AM BISEXUAL. I AM TRANSGENDERED. I AM HUMAN."

Episode

*cries/dances in idk what to do with my life anymore bro*

The image shows a meme with a quote at the top that says, "It's just an episode of a silly lego show! It can't be THAT sad". Below that, it says "The episode:". Underneath this there is an image with a blue background with the text "THE TALE OF BENTHOMAAR" and a blue mask.

Love

Idk

The image is split into two parts. The upper part shows stick figures in different stages of a relationship with the caption "LOVE IS LOVE" and "Respect". The second part shows a very disgusted looking Mike Wazowski with the text "cursed" below.

Shadow

UHm idk -_-

The text asks "What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?" The answer is: "Your Shadow."

Gf

C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy

The image shows a text message conversation where someone asks "Well will you be my gf?" and is labeled as ME. Another person responds "What do you think?" and is labeled as Her. The person labeled ME responds with "Idk", followed by a "mhm" from Her.

Anime

An image of a man with a chainsaw coming out of his head. The text reads "Demon-Slayer or something" and below it, in parentheses, "(IDK, I don't watch anime)"

Drake

A screenshot of a social media post showing a picture of Drake in a speech bubble. There are also comments. The first comment asks "Why y'all do Drake like that?", the second one answers "idk tbh, but now that you commented this, I feel kinda bad ngl" and the last one says "BRUH".

Comparison

Touhou meme idk

The image shows two drawings of a blue-haired anime girl. The left drawing depicts the character as a doll, labeled "OTHER GIRLS:". The right drawing depicts the same character, but inside a transparent plastic bottle, labeled "ME:".

Equation

The image shows a meme with the text "statisticians be like" at the top, followed by three graphics: a bell curve chart, a probability mass function graph with three curves, and a statistical formula. Underneath the graphics, the text continues with "yeah this may or may not happen idk."

Idea

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

Community

Another New Blach

@cos @cosmo Idk what tags work for u, but do u have a time for later tonight??

BRO NO ONE IS ONLINE THIS WEBSITE IS SO DEAD AND WTF IS SW PEOPLE KEEP TALKING ABOUT THAT AND IDK WTH IT IS

Another New Blach

Hey, so what's happened with Jake? Apparently he's a creep or smth. (Don't tell me he pulled a dagger cuz idk what happened to him either so)