Idk Jokes

What number is better; 46 or 47? Idk, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

Blossom: why are we dating the rowdy ruffs when were technically siblings? Bubbles:... Buttercup: idk but those people over there r lookin at us weird Alabama: 😈

what where paul walkers last words

idk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREEE"

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying

im really bored and idk wut up with prince he isnt talking to me. and freshfry y u so mean now??

Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.

Idk why we have to make jokes about this, its already a joke

Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk

me: why am i an orphan friend: idk me: ask you mom

sally has no arms. what did she get for Christmas? idk she hasn't opened it yet.

I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man

i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it