The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Idk Jokes
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
I don't know, I don't have one.
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
