There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Idk Jokes
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
idk what to put here
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
I don't know.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
What’s brown?
Idk.
IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW
