What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"
Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
