How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Identity Jokes
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
I am a joke.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
I'm emo, by the way.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
I am the danger.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
