Identity jokes

What do you call an orphan's family picture?

A selfie.

Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.

I'm horny and gay.

If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"

Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A: A family picture.

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?

Because they were triplets!

Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."

I am the danger.

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

I am cool.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

"My name is Dezz."

When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.

What’s an emo's favorite game?

The emo within.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.