Identity jokes

If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"

Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."

What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

What do you call a shadow?

Tyrone, don’t be a coon!

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

I am cool.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."

I am the danger.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

"My name is Dezz."

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

What’s an emo's favorite game?

The emo within.

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

I'm emo, by the way.