Identity jokes
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Memes
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
Lions = gay pride.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
Myself.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.