Identity jokes

Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

My name says it all.

Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

I’m DaBaby.

If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.

I'm horny and gay.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"

Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."

Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.

"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling

There used to be Wonder Woman.

Now we wonder, what is a woman?

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

Are you bisexual...

Or are you hellosexual?

How do non-binary people kill people?

They slash them.

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.

Stephanie is my name.