Identity jokes

If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.

I'm horny and gay.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"

Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."

We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.

"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling

There used to be Wonder Woman.

Now we wonder, what is a woman?

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

A pedophile and a priest run a race.

You can’t beat yourself in a race!

Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.

What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.