Identity jokes

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

What does an orphan call a family picture?

"A selfie."

What do you call a genderless child?

It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

What did Grant say? "I'm gay."

I am a joke.

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

I'm emo, by the way.

Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.